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Emma Chittenden

Emma Chittenden

Marlborough
A golden retriever puppy likes with his back end on a dark grey dog bed, and his front on a cream blanket.
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Poopeh

Code poo, you know what to do
29 Apr 2026 3 min read
Voodooo poop-doo, aka the thing nobody tells you about puppies
Mutha pupper

Voodooo poop-doo, aka the thing nobody tells you about puppies

Soft poops, a vet visit, a mahoosive consulting room incident, and the probiotic that turned things around in 12 hours. Here's what nobody tells you about puppy digestion.
10 Apr 2026 3 min read
Mutha knows best... it's all shits and giggles, until the dog giggles and shits on the carpet.
Mutha knows best

It’s all shits and giggles until the dog giggles and shits… on the carpet

Three weeks of carpet carnage, one very smug puppy, and the cleaning weapon that's already paid for itself ten times over.
09 Apr 2026 2 min read
Cats not included, puppy training (or not). No cats were harmed. The carpet, not so much.
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Cats not included

Get a training app they said. Great, I said.  Wondered how THEY got a puppy home (beam me up Scotty?!?) or whether the know about the existence of cats (meowoof?).  Life lessons on (trying) to train a puppy.
29 Mar 2026 8 min read
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